Beside the shores of Loch Ness there exists the little known sport of Haggis Bashing. For centuries this has been kept a secret, but now you too can join in.
Your flatmate says hes busy tonight but you know better. The cheeky sod is just trying to beat you home to grab that ice cold can of Carling from the fridge and nick prime position in front of the footy on the comfy chair. Beat him to it!
